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| Party Sneakers
Alicia and Alejandro Sanz were having dinner on his boat in Miami, and talking about their Project "Looking For Paradise". Alicia: Alejandro, I really think this song will be a huge success. Alejandro: Yes, me too mái sistére! You, me and you will have both great fun singing this music live! Alicia: Ermm.... live? Alejandro: Yes, you will have to sing with me my sister in all of my shows. Alicia: But... I don't have time for that. You're lucky enough for having me singing with you in that Paradise song! How dare you?? Alejandro: ohhh pero... my sisteeer. Sorry. I am sorry. I dont want to upset you. Alicia: Good. Lets just finish this dinner, and then I have to go back to my studio record some songs for my album. (both stare at eachother because there's a noise coming from the water) Alejandro: Ayyy dios mio. Did you hear that Alicia? Alicia: Yeah, what the hell was that?? Sharks?? Alejandro: What is a shark? Shaki? Shakira?? What is she doing here?? Alicia: What?? No! Nevermind! Lets just check what's happening. (Both look outside the boat and see Lil Mama trying to get in) Alicia: What is she doing here?? What is she.... oh my god. Im being stalker by Lil Mama! Alejandro call security! NOW!! Alejandro: Okay, let me see. (picks up his phone) 911... Okay.... si... yes? I am in my boat and there's a black girl trying to steal my boat... yes... Alicia: Lil Mama!! What do you want from me?? What are you trying to do?? Getting arrested? Lil Mama: Heyyy Alicia! No, Im just still overwhelmed by your performance with Jay-Z, and wanted to spend the night with you on a club. I really think you're an amazing... (there's another noise coming from the other side of the boat. Alicia goes running to check what is that. Kanye West pops up!) Kanye: Heyy Lil Mama! You're a great party sneaker and I'm gonna let you finish, but I had the best "What da Hell" moment of all time, of ALL TIME! Its not fair!! Lil Mama: Ohhh c'monnnn! Dont start that crap with me. We ALL know I sneaked into the stage, but I did it really classy! I'm a classy woman, and I was rocking the stage with Jay-Z and Alicia Keys! Wasn't it Alicia? Tell him! Alicia: Well... no. And I want you both out of the boat. Now. I already lost my apetite. Dont make me lose my sanity. Kanye: Ok Alicia. No need to be upset! I'm leaving now. I just wanted this........ midget to know who's the boss here. She's not even famous. Not even worth the trouble. I'm out! (Lil Mama gets really mad and jumps in the water with Kanye and both end up fighting in the dark water) Alicia: Oh c'mon Alejandro, call the cops now! I'm sick of this. I just want to go home. I don't even feel inspired anymore to go to the studio. Please, just call the cops and a cab for me. Alejandro: Pero... what is a cab? Ermm.... what are they doing down there in the water? It's not a good time to swim... Alicia... Ohhhh not you too. Please God, have mercy on me. Bye Alejandro! (Alicia pushes Alejandro into the water and leaves)
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